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Plucking Eyebrows

Plucking eyebrows

One by one

Is certainly not a lot of fun.

Some do it for a man

Look at me, ain’t I sweet.

Some do it to compete

I’m neat, you’re beat.

Some do it for themselves

Out of habit just like me.

And believe me when I grouch

As it ain’t no beauty treat

For this I can vouch

Ouch, ouch, ouch